As hard as this may be to fathom, a few other states are competing with California for the distinction of most screwed up state.
It’s a Gong Show out there.
Illinois has given us a former well-coifed idiot of a governor accused of selling a U.S. Senate seat. Blogo’s wife is now putting food on her family’s table and paying for legal counsel by eating tarantulas on reality TV. Florida will feel eternal shame for the infamous hanging chad incident.
But according to Gail Collins in a recent New York Times column, New Yorkers are grousing THEY have the worst government — While California quietly sinks in a sea of almost quaint Alfred. E. Newman “What, me worry?” incompetence and stubborn ideological warfare, New York’s sports a different variety of dysfunction — scandal, absurdity and partisan musical chairs.
Here’s some of the juicy stuff pulled from her column about the goings on in the Albany statehouse:
* Two Senate Democrats defected to the Republican side of the aisle, throwing things into chaos. (One recently bounced back, tying everything up in knots)
* One of these fine gents is “about to go on trial for domestic violence . . . I can’t tell you how inspiring it is to see the fate of the legislative agenda hinging on a person who is under indictment for stabbing his girlfriend with a broken glass.”
* The only happy campers have been reporters, “who have not seen anything this interesting since Gov. Eliot Spitzer was driven out of office in that sex scandal and [now Governor] Paterson marked his succession by calling a press conference to confess he had cheated on his wife.”
Collins goes on to talk about besotted bathing-suit-wearing Louisiana lawmakers being dragged back to the Baton Rouge state house by state troopers a few years back. She reminds us of Pennsylvania legislators giving themselves four years ago an enormous pay raise at 2 a.m. [They now have a curfew for legislative sessions].
But New York, she says, is working overtime to earn the distinction as worst state government.
Collins never mentioned California. Not once.
Should we feel comforted by this omission; that our bleak situation is flying under the radar and that things aren’t really so bad after all?
Or insulted by another demeaning East Coast slight to the Left Coast?
The Blue Dog will flip a coin on that one.